THE LAST STRATEGY ON THE HEIST GANG DRAWING TABLE AFTER BLAMING THE PAST OFFICIALS, COVID-19, 'EXCESS CAPACITY' AND RUSSIA-UKRAINE THUG OF WAR???

Herh, Umoufia is indeed interestingly incredible!! 

Do not under-rate and/or underestimate this HEIST gang parading around as chiefdom officials oo, they got all their Machiavellian tactics and antics rolled up their sleeves. They have painstakingly researched and studied Umoufians level of thinking, capacity of thinking, patten(mono-linear way) of thinking and they know the fear instilling buttons and they know how, where and when to press them.

With a drop of a neonate urine-liked of RAIN, homo sapiens, their livelihood belongings, and their decades sweat achievements, habitats, hospitals, buses, stores, supermarkets etc are being swept away into the scavenging sea.

Homo sapiens lives are at stake, no food to eat and no place to lay their cephalics.

Yet HEIST gang masquerading as chiefdom officials are unfazed, talkless of show of sympathy or empathy because, it isn't a chiefdom threat to the HEIST gang, after all, they fly, dine-wine and bath in the skies and live on high lands!.

....and Jesus wept!!

Someway, somehow, the HEIST gang always take good advantage of most Umoufians' gullibility and stupidity, and so, they have fashioned out yet another very clever fear instilling TOOL christened, Umoufia is prone to TERRORISTS attack.

And here, the HEIST gang gleefully assembled themselves to showcase to Umoufians, who among them has bought the most stupendous VIETNAM  three piece SUIT, or who can display the darkest sun glasses or who's best fit in kaftan and from their assemblage, their non-sleeping-roaring latest bullet-proof lexus V8s will zoom in to carry them to another  electrifying and of hypothermia of -16 degree celsius destination to make merriment with million dollar blood-liked wine, eat highly milky million dollar cakes and take a belly-laugh in their ever comforting ass-massaging pendulum-liked chair and say, we 'll continue to play with their ant-like, tortoise-like minds to our infinite benefits.

 And we 'll have their media collaborators enthusiastically/spiritedly burst wanna eustachian tubes with TERRORISM dirges to the utter relegation of the ever voracious poaching flood and the unbearable excruciating hardships Umoufians are currently facing as a result of same HEIST gang evil state capture decisions.

After drawing, prolly, their last strategy to go to the market squares, one retorted that, how do we make this strategy look real and inclusive??

And there, they bought men(generic) who by virtue of most Umoufians gullibility, acquired and wield very potent influential title(CELEBRITY) without a drop of sweat for the said amorphous title! 

Then from there, they draw in another sector of men who violently wields certain hypnotizing influence by virtue of being a shepherd of a "Jesus flog" or "Prophet Mohammed flog".

  Now, after all these, to pull the beam ballance arms to be at parallel to the ground, they with ease and alacrity, rekindled their amorous relationship with the adversary and have them joined the showcasing of the three piece Vietnam suit and kaftan league competition..

  Did I hear you murmur the diction sad?    Hmmmmm.....

To abort you from groaning as a result of reading this innocuous piece, indulge me to ask you few  questions.

  i) When was the last TIME(emphasis mine)  you heard this HEIST gang, their hirelings, their procured security experts, sponsored sheepliked wig wearers (lawyers) and their media collaborators whine/whimper about the W.T. secessionists group which were one of the daily topmost discussed topics prior to the 2020 thumb-printing roll call???

ii) When was the last time you heard this HEIST gang mouthpiece enthusiastically organised his  daily presser on the W.T. SECESSIONISTS group which they lavishly did prior to the 2020 thumbprinting roll call???

iii) When was the last time your heard them spiritedly and passionately talk about the kitchen knife coupists matter as it were the case prior to the 2020 thumbprinting roll call??

 Think and open your oculars (optics)!! Thinking isn't rocket science.

Their modus operandi is, anytime our(HEIST gang) back is against the concrete wall and Umoufians are wailing and blurring and  approaching us(HEIST gang) with furnace, we(HEIST gang) press the fear-instilling button (Umoufians Security is prone to C or T ooo ) and there, the ANGRY Umoufians will recede and attention diverted for us(HEIST gang) so we have an all field day to relish and display our looted booties in tranquility!!

 How this modus operandi eluded the biggest adversary and so they consciously or unconsciously always play into the HEIST gang game, thus shock the HEIST gang and numb the DEVIL!

 ...pray for God's mercy

Erickson